Spam.. it's pink and it's oval
Spam.. I buy it at the Mobil
Spam.. it's made in Chernobyl
When I was a child my family was so poor
They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
So, they had a plan in a big blue can
The government substitute for meat
To get me to eat it at dinner
They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
He was a winner that never knew defeat
And when he got hungry.. when he got hungry!
He cracked open that special treat
S-P-A-M.. don't you know it's my best friend?
S-P-A-M.. again and again and again!
So, go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
There's one meat by-product that's best by far
Artist: SAVE FERRIS
Album: It Means Everything
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